Look, we know.

We are sorry about dating your sister/mother/daughter/aunt/uncle(you really need to talk to him about impersonating a 45 year divorcee from Kansas you know?)

And we are really sorry about that time with your girlfriend (she said she wasn’t involved at the time, and as you would well know, damn, she is a hell of a kisser)

So, we sincerely offer our apologies, and a full refund of any monies you might think you are owed which you might have paid that we haven’t already spent on a bust of an obscure 12th Century Flemish Novelist.

If it helps in any way at all you can take the opportunity to scream your rage into the void.

The queue is to your left.

(No, not that left, the other left)

Be well.